i just remembered something that was awesome that i completely forgot about, i was going to the cinema with helen (must have been years ago) to see pirates of the carribean. the film didn't start for another hour so we went to a nearby pub on the docks. we got drinks (coca cola for helen and johnny walker for me) and played a little itbox then took a seat by the window overlooking the green litter ridden docks...a normal night...or so we thought.
we see a policeman walk down the docks and start talking to someone, this is when i realise that the policeman has a massive assault rifle! before I had time to explain this to Helen my words were stifled by tear gas that was now pouring into the building. the back fire exit was blown open by charges placed by a professional then another officer came into the building, 'everybody out! now!' he screamed, he also had an assault rifle. We ran outside to see helicopters and police cars screaming past us. each officer had a customised gun, with either tear gas or a frag grenade, one even had a sniper rifle for long range combat. I showed one my pistol and he said it was sweet. he wouldn't let me hold his rifle. another had a reflex scope and others laser sight. anyway, I finished my drink and we went back inside the building, all the police went and everyone just sat back down and finished their drinks. pirates of the carribean 3 was shit.
p.s.
15% of this story may be false.
p.p.s
i did see loads of sweet assault rifles and the film was shit
i put up a picture i found of a guy made out of dicks too. because it's funny
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